Radio Free Järbo's Eurovision Live Blog

"Someone should drop a house on whoever
said you could sing!"

 Read along with us as we comment on the acts, but don't forget to read our report on all of the finalists as well, just below.  Then come back to see how our jury voted and how you should vote. 

Do not believe that Italy won.  Absolutely speechless.

San Marino:  Flo Rida rules this song, which is otherwise banal and vapid.  

Sweden:  He's never done it better.  Hejja Leksand!

Italy:  Ok.  

Netherlands:  Love it.  Love how different it is and his great voice. 

Norway:  Love the song.  Liberace is jealous of that outfit!

Azerbaijan:  We have another winner--but for dumbest lyrics.

France:  WOW!

Ukraine:  Gunnar went for a wee.  I was tapping my foot.

Lithuania:  I want his outfit!  If it was a dance contest, they would win.

Bulgaria:  I loved it.  Gunnar isn't so impressed.

Finland:  It's kind of growing on me, like athlete's foot does.  

Germany:  That was fun!

Moldova: A lot of energy for a crap song.

Spain:  Nailed it.  I'm crying.

Iceland:  Ya.  Whatever. 

Switzerland:  Goosebumps.  

Greece:  Someone please write her a decent song.  Please?

UK:  Like the song but it needed more energy than he gave it tonight.

Serbia:  Here come the lips!

Portugal:  We have another winner. Love it.

Malta:  We have a winner.

Russia:  Only on Eurovision.

Belgium:  Great song.  Could it win?

Israel:  Great performance of a dumb song.

Albania:  Love it.  Even the makeup put on with a spray gun.

Cyprus:  Yuck.   Same stupid shit.