lördag, maj 23, 2015

Radio Free Järbo Prepares the Studio for Eurovision 2015 and the New York Jury

Laying the tea table for the all important New York Jury
and the Grand Final of Eurovision 2015

 The New York Jury is assembling at the Radio Free Järbo studios high above Manhattan in preparation for their important role in judging the Grand Final of the Eurovision Song Contest 2015.   The international panel will be releasing their votes right here on the Radio Free Järbo blog prior to the end of the live broadcast today--this evening in Europe, this afternoon in North America. 

"We are pleased to have representatives from both hemispheres this year," explains Radio Free Järbo's DJ Dävid.  "The New York Jury is a spirited group that really cares about music.  Still, we hope not to repeat having to call 911 for an ambulance like last year. "

tisdag, maj 19, 2015

Eurovision Song Contest 2015: Semifinal 2 Preview


Is he singing in the shower about Måns?  Shouldn't he be nude when
doing that?  I mean in the shower, of course.   And yes,
this caption will help me get hits from Google searches.  Duh!

Back again.  Here we have the Radio Free Järbo Preview of the Second Semifinal for the Eurovision Song Contest, 2015.  More opinions than you can shake a stick at.  And yes, we will tell you how to vote, so pay close attention.   


Azerbaijan
Elnur Huseynov
"Hour of the Wolf"
This is a solid song, and typical of the kind we have come to expect from Azerbaijan.  He has a nice voice and can sing the song well.  The overall effect is very pleasing even if nothing totally special.   I would like to see him back in Eurovision with a better song one day.   It should go to final and probably will.  The ending is kind of abrupt, but that's the curse of the three minute song sometimes. 





Cyprus
John Karayiannis
"One Thing I Should Have Done"
He has a nice voice that fits this simple and pretty song perfectly.  I don't think the environment of Eurovision favors songs like this where the words are important.   So it won't set Europe on fire, which is too bad because the song itself is well written and well constructed.  Did Woody Allen lose his glasses?  We want it to go to the final but we don't think it will quite make it.  Vote for him anyway.


My money's on the Czechs. 


Czech Republic
Marta Jandova and Vaclav Noid Barta
"Hope Never Dies"
 Their voices blend better than you'd think when you first hear them.    The song itself is not your standard Eurovision fare, not horrible but not always memorable either.  I like how it builds but then again, it doesn't lead anywhere.  But, how do you say "DILF" in Czech?





Iceland
Maria Olafs
"Unbroken"
Those that have read our blog before know that we are not fans of the high and squeaky voice, preferring men and women with richer and deeper tones.  Maria doesn't have this.  Iceland has produced so many wonderful songs for Eurovision over the years, however, that it is a surprise to have this one of such inferior quality.  Loud isn't the same as good.  In spite of that, I think she'll do well, as she can make the song work just enough. Maybe she make something of the boxy dress and bare feet (in the video) like Emilie Jävle de Forest did a couple of years ago. 



Ireland
Molly Sterling
"Playing with Numbers"
We are usually a sucker for ballad to the piano and a little Irish lilt to the tune.  The words are one we more or less want to listen to and the tune is catchy in places.  But all in all, this one just doesn't work for us.  It doesn't much matter; no one votes for Ireland anyway.






Israel
Nadav Guedj
"Golden Boy"
Boy? Yes.  Golden?  Hardly.  There is part of me that likes the energy and the tribute to Middle Eastern beats and tones.  But there is also insipid element of it as well.  I like the sassy "Three minutes, bye, bye" in the video, though, this is what happens when you write a four minute song and you've only got three minutes to sing it. 




Latvia
Aminata
"Love Injected"
I think this just might be the worst song in the whole competition.  I hate it so much, I'm not even going waste a good insult on it.  All I'll say, Aminata, is when you've got a good song and a good voice, you don't need electronic noise to accompany you (or you drown out) while screaming through it.  That's all I'm saying.



Lithuania
Monika Linkyte and Vaidas Baumila
"This Time"
The song is cute and works for their voices, although his has more substance than hers.  That means they are a little unmatched in the section where they should be blending together.  This song would work better if she matched his voice a little better.  I don't know if they are a couple but they'd have beautiful children if they were.  Did you see the cute gay kiss in the video?  Way to go Lithuania!




Malta
Amber
"Warrior"
It is an interesting song, but Amber just can't quite carry it off.   Or maybe it's not an interesting song at all, and she can't quite carry it off.   Either way, I don't quite believe she's a warrior.  It sounds like she is saying "worrier" and that may be more believable based on this performance.  Malta should be worrying that she won't make it into the finals. 


Montenegro
Knez
"Adio"
What is it about the Montenegrin singers?  They just know how to write and sing a ballad.   The song is very enchanting, with the slight hint of eastern tonality in the music and the lyrical sounding language.   Add to it the rugged scenery of the mountains in the video and it makes for a nice listening experience.  The Balkans don't do as well in the placement as their songs and talent should, but that's the voting system for you.



Stick to curling,
Norway.
Norway
Morland and Debrah Scarlett
"A Monster Like Me"
Eh.  OK.  Not an embarrassment but not a winner.  I like her voice much better than his, although he does sound better when singing with her.  She is a bit of a Norwegian Adele, with a nice quality to her voice.   But I don't much care for the song.   Interesting video, though.  Remind me never to go to a Norwegian dinner party.






Poland
Monika Kuszynska
"In the Name of Love"
A far cry from last year's kitchy but very entertaining entry, Poland sends this simple but moving ballad.  Monika, an experienced performer,  sings it well because she feels the song in her soul.  The video includes a surprise ending--the singer is a wheelchair.  She is, in fact, partially paralyzed after a car accident.   That is when it all comes together.  This song deserves to go to the final on its own merits; the back story makes it all the more compelling to watch her. 


Portugal
Leonor Andrade
"Ha Um Mar Que Nos Separa"
We like a good rock song as much as the next guy, and it breaks the monotony of disco beat tunes at Eurovision some years.   But this one falls as flat as the singer's voice on many of the notes.  No, thank you, Portugal.  You can keep this one. 




San Marino
Anita Simoncini and Michele Perniola
"Chain of Lights"
There is something enchanting about this simple duet.  Given the young ages of the singers, they perform it well and their voices are well matched.  It may not light any fires in Vienna, but should do San Marino proud enough.  They should be enchanting on stage.




Slovenia
Maraaya
"Here for You"
A raspy voice works with the right song.  I am not sure her raspy voice works for this song, though.  Maybe it is too high to be raspy.  I like the song itself, but the overall effect leaves one wanting something better.  I hope she has another chance at Eurovision with better suited material. 



He's a hero.




Sweden
Måns Zelmerlöv
"Heroes"
Although we've been fans of Måns for a long time, and we've heard he's seen as a favorite in Vienna, and maybe even will win, I wish he had a better song.  He can be an ice water singer or pop singer with equal ease.  The version of this song in the preview video is not as good as his performance in Melodifestivalen, Sweden's selection contest for Eurovision.  He's better than this, but should do well for Sweden.  It will be "lagom."





Switzerland
Mélanie René
"Time to Shine"
Melanie is a beautiful woman with a really nice voice.  But I am not a fan of this boring song.  It seems a little manufactured.  Maybe she should sing Slovenia's song instead of this one.   She won't get a chance to shine at Eurovision 2015 with material this bad.



Did you miss our expert commentary on Semifinal 1?  You can find it here.  



måndag, maj 11, 2015

Eurovision Song Contest 2015: Semi Final 1 Preview


I wish I had thought of that!
Here is the long awaited Radio Free Järbo Preview of the First Semi Final for the Eurovision Song Contest.  We know that our fans around the world look forward to our pithy commentary, known to be spot on accurate, and even a little bitchy.   

Here's how we did it.  We first listened to all of the songs without looking at the country name or the video.  Then we watched all the videos and heard the songs again.  Before writing, we listened one more time through for accuracy.  We also glanced at the artist profiles.  

Don't worry, we will have commentary on the second semi-final as well as well as those going direct to the finals.  And be sure to watch this space during the Grand Final of Eurovision because we will have the results of the New York jury LIVE!

Agree.  Disagree?  Leave a comment at the end, but we think you'll find it hard to disagree.  


Albania
Elhaida Dani
"I'm Alive"
This song has a catchy beat, which mixed with the little bit of Balkan sound makes it even more interesting. She has a nice voice, and can use power when the song needs it,  but also sings softly for added effect. Albania has had good songs and singers in the past for Eurovision, but gets shafted in the voting.  C'mon Europe.  Send Albania to the finals this year for once.

Nominee: Best video:  It has beautiful production values and compelling to watch.



Armenia
Geneology
"Face the Shadow"
This song, while nice, feels like a song from a Broadway musical that I haven't seen. The structure of the song is a little messy and that makes it hard to listen to and yet, something about it makes you want to anyway.  They have nice individual voices that do not really work well together, the whole being less than the some of its parts.   (Armenia chose the song then chose the singers.)  They need to do some work on their English enunciation, which they hopefully can do while they get ready for Vienna.  It probably should languish in the semis but will probably go on.  




Belarus
Uzari and Maimuna
"Time"
It is a pretty good dance song, which, while not the most unique,  has a good beat and good underlying structure. I like his voice and the violin in background.  The video is a little cliche with the hour glass and all, and Dr. Spock from Start Trek wants his ears back. 



Any straight men
readers? 


Belgium
 Loïc Nottet
"Rhythm Inside"
I wanted to like it especially with the promising beginning but it didn't deliver in the end. "Rap bap bap"as lyrics does not work for.   I am not sure what the song is supposed to mean.  The video is interesting, but it doesn't make me want to like the song more, even though I am a usually sucker for a guy with big pecs taking a selfie.  It should not go to the finals, but I think the "cute boy" factor (he is a cute boy, after all) will come through and he'll squeak by into the finals.  Pity, as some better song will get bumped.





Denmark
Anti Social Media
"The Way You Are"
I guess the folks at Denmark TV do not want to host Eurovision again.  They've sent two kind of bad songs in a row, not that we liked Emilie Jävla de Forest either.  The song maybe could work if reworked a little.  It falls a little short.  Either way,  it really, really needs a better lead singer.   I like the idea of a catchy tune and sort of 50's quality backed up by the way they dressed on stage in the video.  I don't think it should go to the finals, but that's the way I am.



Estonia
Elin Born and Stig Rästa
"Goodbye to Yesterday"
Wow.  This could be the theme song to a James Bond movie.  I like beat and that it is a little unique.  Plus in the video, you can really hear the words; I hope they can keep this up when singing live. Estonia's got talent.  They are not Ott Lepland but I think they should go forward into the finals. 

Nominee:  Best Video.  I like the sexy video, even though has too many onions and blood.  Gunnar wondered if Mercedes paid for product placement. 


FYR Macedonia
Daniel Kajmakoski
"Autumn Leaves"
I liked the song when I first listened, and then the video sold me on it.  He has a nice voice and you can really hear the words, and get the story.  The song itself is well written even if not special or unique.  It is still very nice.

 Nominee:  Best Video.  Very clever use of animation.


Finland
Pertti Kurikan Nimipäivät
"Aina Mun Pitää
I am not a fan of hard rock, and basically hate the song.  But the country of Finland has gone up highly in my esteem for sending this group to Eurovision.  They are really attempting to build bridges.



Georgia
Nina Sublatti
"Warrior"
The nations of the Caucuses usually have excellent entries in Eurovison. This song is an exception. It should be full of power, but has a screamer rather than a singer.  It would be nothing without the electronics in the background.  Anyway, only Linda Carter is Wonder Woman, with or without a crown. And what is it with snakes in videos this year? She is in danger of not going to the final. She absolutely shouldn't.



Greece
Maria Elena Kyriakou
"One Last Breath"
I like the song itself but it sounds like she is singing while out of breath.  She needs to be able to do it better than the preview video if she wants to go far in Vienna.   Hopefully she can give it what it takes on stage in Vienna when it counts. The song deserves better (usually we say the artist deserves better).  Gunnar says the confetti in the video are Greek IOU's.


Hungary
Boggie
"Wars for Nothing"
I like this simple tune, with simple words that you can hear because of her nice voice. She blends nicely with the background voices and they all fit the song.   I worry that it all will be hard to hear in a big arena at the show and that the song's simplicity, a major factor, will get lost when surrounded by the other big productions.  Bravo Hungary.


Moldova
Eduard Romanyuta
"I Want Your Love"
This song has a really nice catch, no infectious,  even if it a little bit of a late 90's dance club throwback (but then again, we had fun then, didn't we?).  Not the most lyrical words but they weren't written by a classical poet, were they?  The video is very sexy, but I did not realize that the Moldovan police wore the US flag on their sleeves.  This may make it into the top 10.  I might have been smitten.

Nominee:  Best Video.   Just a couple of steps away from soft core porn.


Netherlands
Trijntje Oosterhuis
"Walk Along"
She sings this well constructed song very well, and she has the right voice for it but it is not a show stopper.  It could get her into the finals, anyway.  Although I don't know why-eye-eye-eye-eye.  Will the guy in the video be on stage as well? It might help.  I suspect he has the words to the song tattooed on his chest.







 Romania
Voltaj
"De La Capat/All Over Again"
There is something I like about the song.   The tune is nice, almost haunting, and the words fit it.  However, I wish their voices  were just a little bit better.  I am not sure I like bilingual bit in the video and hope they pick one or the other language for Vienna.  It works in either one.    The video makes the point of the song more clear and is poignant, and I hope they find a way to make this point on stage.  

Nominee:  Best Video




That's the Russian flag,  Right?
Russia
Polina Gagarina
"A Million Voices"
I like the upbeat song, although there is irony in a Russian representative singing about diversity.   I will admit she has a good voice for the song.  Still the song is fairly well constructed even if a bit run of the mill.  There is, however, very little to set it apart from other songs on its ilk.  To get votes outside of the "Eastern Block" countries, the song would have to be much better than this.  I don't think she's headed for the finals.  I don't think there are a million voices out there that want to vote for it.



His beauty ain't lying either.
Serbia
 Bojana Stamenov
"Beauty Never Lies"
This is a song that grows on you.  I like the energy, and I like her big but controlled voice.  While the electronics are a bit of a throw back to gay bar songs of the 90's (we had fun then, too) it has a nice beat, is danceable yet meaningful, and fun to lip sync to.  Schlagerbögs around the world rejoice!   I adored the original video; it had me smiling and laughing throughout.   I don't know why they changed it.  I want it for the iPod as soon as I can get it and I want, no demand, that is ends up in the top 10 in the final, maybe even the top 5.  Vote for this song. 

We are working on the preview for the second semi final of the Eurovision Song Contest and will have it posted in a few days.  Come back and see what we have to say about that lot!


lördag, mars 14, 2015

New York Juryn och Melodifesitvalens Final

DJ Dävid berättar till New York jury hur de skulle rösta
i Melodifestivalens final.

Här har vi äntligen finalen till Melodifestivalen, och Radio Free Järbo live bloggar.  Kul att se Conchita igen.  DJ Dävid säger, "Jag fortfarande tycker om låten."

1.  Samir och Viktor. "Groupie"
Och nu att vi har hört den för tredje gången är låten faktiskt inte ett dugt bättre.  Energi har den men är för det meste meningslös.  Låg tajta byxor faktor och låg Wein vinnare faktor.  I Eurovision skulle inte kommer ut ifrån semifinalen.

2.  JTR "Building It Up"
Ni är snygga ni tre men ni skulle väljer att rappa eller sjunger men inte både och.  Tråkig låt.  Boy Band Revolutionen är över.  Wein loser.

3.  Dinah Nah "Make Me (La La La)"
Bra dans låt med dumm text. Hon kan faktiskt sjunga bättre som killarna som kom innan.  Men till slutet vill jag inte lyssna.

4.  Jon Henrik Fjällgren "Jag är fri"
Det är något med den här låten som tvingar man att lyssna. Vi tycker bättre om den nu än första gången.  Europa skulle inte upskatta hur bra den äntligen är, tyvärr.

5.  Jessica Andersson "Can't Hurt Me Now"
Bättre sångare än de flesta i tävlingen. Kvällens första fläkt. Skulle gå bra i Wein.  Hoppas det går bra för henne.

6.  Måns Zelmerlöw "Heroes"
Låten är ju populär och kinde placera högt i Wein men kan inte vinna.  Han skulle ha valt en bättre låt.

VILKEN FUL KLÄNNING SANNA HAR.

7.  Linus Svenning. "Forever Starts Today"
Vi tycker on Linus trots alla tatueringar.  Det var OK.

8.  Isa "Don't Stop"
Svårt att tro att hon är 16 år.  Hon är redan en performer men låten är bara så där.

MYCKET avundsjuk av Filipa Bark som ramla på Måns!

9.  Magnus Karlsson.  "Möt mig i Gamla Stan"
Den här låten kan man lät lyssna till och gärna dansa till.  Om det går att översatta till Engelska kan det vara i topp 5 i Wein.  Bra gjort Magnus.

10. Erik Saade. "Sting"
Gud vad han kan dansa men låten sucks. Vi alla vet att han kan göra betydlig bättre. Besviken.

11. Mariette. "Don't Stop Believing"
Fina tänder. Vackra tänder.  Tänk alla pengarna hon spara att inte köpa schampoo. En till artist som behöver en bättre låt.

12.  Hasse Andersson. "Gold och gråna skojggar"
Synd att vi inte kan Danska.  Rolig låt som Europa skulle tyvärr skratta åt.

SVERIGE: New York HAR ett resultat.
12 poäng:  #9 Magnus Karlsson
10 poäng:  #6 Måns Zelmerlöw
  8 poäng: #5  Jessica Andersson
  6 poäng: #7 Linus Svenning
  4 poäng: #4 Jon Henrik Fjällgren
  2 poäng: #11 Mariette
  1 poäng: #12 Hassse Andersson

Grattis till Måns som vann och lycka till i Wein.  Vi ses!

lördag, mars 07, 2015

Melodifestivalen: Andra Chansen

Vad kan man säga om andra chansen?  Alla som uppträde gjorde deras respektive låtar mycket bättre än vad de gjorde i deltävlingar.  Men New York Juryn var missnöjd med resultatet och hade röstat för två av de fyra som gick vidare till finalen.  



"Bring on the Fire, Andreas.  Ink and metal don't burn!"
"Forever ends today for you, Linus."
Duell 1
New York Juryn:
   Andrea Weise: 46 poäng
   Linus Svenning:  42 poäng
Sverige röstade för Linus
Kommentar:  Både gjorde väldigt bra men Andreas har lite bättre röst och högre tajta byxor faktor.




"OK, Hasse.  You're going down, old man."
"Oh really, Christine?  On who?
Duell 2
New York Juryn:
   Hasse Andersson:  44 poäng
   Kristin Amparo:  47 poäng
Sverige röstade för Hasse:
Kommentar:  Amparos låt skulle går mycket bättre i ESC men Anderssons låt är en riktig "gammal" schlager.




"What part of 'inte din målgrupp' did you not understand?"
Duell 3
New York Juryn:
   Dolly Style:  29 poäng
   Dinah Nah: 33 poäng
Sverige röstade för Dinah Nah
Kommentar:  Vad kan man säga?  Tur att de två möter varandra i en duell så att bara en av dem kan gå vidare till finalen.   New York Juryn var förvånade och tänka byter poäng systemet innan finalen om Dolly Style kunde få så pass många poäng.  Men tur att Angela Merkel är lite lättad.



Vi rår inte för, det fanns ingen kvar att ta en Groupie.
Duell 4
New York Juryn:
   Bihrang Miri featuring Viktor Crone: 31 poäng
   Samir och Viktor: 31 poäng
Sverige röstade för Samir och Viktor.
Kommentar:  Vi fattar ingenting.


Vi ses nästa vecka för finalen!

lördag, februari 28, 2015

Melodifestivalen: Deltävling fyra


Måns?


Nu har vi haft den sista deltävlingen av Melodifestivalen.  Vågar man säga "Äntligen!"?  Känns så länge sen vi var förstummade att Dolly Style fick vara med, mycket mindre att de skulle direkt till finalen.  Två veckor till innan en ny sångkung eller sångdrottning kronas.  

1.  Midnight Boy.  "Don't Say No."
Vi undrade om han skulle ta av kläderna som han gjorde i videon för "When You're Strange,"  men att vara naken i Örebro Arenan är inte lika spännande som i Stureplan i Stockholm.  Inte som han hade så mycket på sig heller.  Låten var OK men svårt att säga "Yes" till.
New York Juryn:  4. plats med 71 poäng
I Melodifestivalen:  7. plats

2.  Caroline Wenngergren.  "Black Swan."
Äntligen en låt som har någonting att lyssna till och som är bra för sig.  Caroline har en fin, mogen röst som sångare.  Det var annorlunda från alla andra.  
New York Juryn:  1. plats med 80 poäng
I Melodifestivalen:  5. plats


3.  JTR.  "Building It Up."
Teenybopper låt.  Förlåt men "Wha-o-o-o" inte är ett ord.  En låt behöver vad vi kallar för "text," det vill säga att det brukar finnas ord till musiken.  
New York Juryn:  7. plats med 57 poäng
I Melodifestivalen:   Till Finalen (kan du fattar?)


4.  Hasse Andersson.  "Guld och gröna skogar"
Det är altid roligt att se deltagare i Melodifestivalen som är ännu äldre än Gunnar.  Hasse sjöng en ursvensk låt.  Men, kan någon förklara för mig vad en "gold o gråna skujgar" är?
New York Juryn:  5. plats med 68 poäng
I Melodifestivalen:  Andra Chansen



5.  Dinah Nah.  "Make Me (La La La)."Made me laugh, laugh, laugh.  Se melodi nummer 3 öven.  Utan dansare vore det inget alls. Tur att hon är utbildad till sjuksköterska så att hon har ett sätt att tjäna pengar efter hennes Mello dagar. Vad är det som är för fel med namnet "Malin"?
New York Juryn:  6. plats med 62 poäng
I Melodifestivalen:  Andra Chansen 

6.  Annika Herlitz.  "Ett andetag"
Annika har en stark röst som är så vacker.  Och det känns så att hon kunde nästan sjunga allt.  Vi tyckte hon kunde vara farligt pga låten Slåg dig fri från filmen Frosten.  Men det var inte hennes dag idag.  Låten skulle har varit bättre. 
New York Juryn:  3. plats med 73 poäng
I Melodifestivalen:  6. plats

7.  Måns Zelmerlöw.  "Heroes"
Vi på New York juryn är medlemmar i Månsis fanklubb i New York, men vi måste avslöja att vi var mer än en liten besvikna med låten.  Has röst är så bra och han vet hur man uppträde.  Men vi tycker att han skulle har haft en betydlig bättre låt.  Det gick OK for honom förstås, men vi tror Heroes kan inte vinna i Eurovision Song Contest med eller utan Måns och sin fina nya kropp.  Tyvärr. 
New York Juryn:  2. plats med 79 poäng (mest för skinnbyxorna)
I Melodifestivalen:  Till Finalen

Måns Zelmerlöw i Örebro innan Melodifestivalen




söndag, februari 22, 2015

Vanuatu kommer till Eurovision Song Contest

Enligt Spencer Trashy, talman till Eurovision Song Contest, ska Vanuatu delta i Eurovision Song Contest 2015.    Australien har redan släppts in.  Men olik Australien måste Vanuatu gå in till en av de två semifinalerna.  Och Vanuatus folk ska kunna rösta.  

Var ligger Vanuatu fråga ni?  Vanuatu ligger i Stilla havet och består av omkring 80 öar varav 65 har befolkning.   Enligt EBU är Vanuatus folk stor fans av Eurovision Song Contest.  Inslaget är en engångsföreteelse. 

"Temat är att bygga broar," fortsätter Herr Trashy.  "Tänk hur många broar måste byggas att komma fram till Vanuatu och alla dessa öar.  Det är bro byggande i stor skala."